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Thursday, February 17, 2011

wat are the odds of this happening on back to back days lol

PokerStars Game #57835035303: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2011/02/17 13:38:50 PT [2011/02/17 16:38:50 ET]

Table 'Gryphia XI' 9-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: AjAxkings ($84.60 in chips)

Seat 2: ironyorick ($103.50 in chips)

Seat 3: ZéMoreno ($42.70 in chips)

Seat 4: elvichente ($100 in chips)

Seat 5: josht7 ($104.15 in chips)

Seat 6: lucky777fool ($206.95 in chips)

Seat 7: FDima ($89.55 in chips)

Seat 8: NASTY_PIPE ($70.20 in chips)

Seat 9: ariolis30 ($101 in chips)

ironyorick: posts small blind $0.50

ZéMoreno: posts big blind $1

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ariolis30 [Ad Ac]

elvichente: folds

josht7: folds

lucky777fool: folds

FDima: folds

NASTY_PIPE: folds

ariolis30: raises $1 to $2

AjAxkings: folds

ironyorick: raises $4.50 to $6.50

ZéMoreno: folds

ariolis30: raises $15 to $21.50

ironyorick: raises $82 to $103.50 and is all-in

ariolis30: calls $79.50 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($2.50) returned to ironyorick

*** FLOP *** [Td As Kd]

*** TURN *** [Td As Kd] [Ks]

*** RIVER *** [Td As Kd Ks] [Qc]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

ironyorick: shows [Kh Kc] (four of a kind, Kings)

ariolis30: shows [Ad Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)

ironyorick collected $200 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $203 | Rake $3

Board [Td As Kd Ks Qc]

Seat 1: AjAxkings (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: ironyorick (small blind) showed [Kh Kc] and won ($200) with four of a kind, Kings

Seat 3: ZéMoreno (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 4: elvichente folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: josht7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: lucky777fool folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: FDima folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: NASTY_PIPE folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: ariolis30 showed [Ad Ac] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Kings


other one on ftp will post shortly after set lol hilarious

Friday, February 11, 2011

Fck I run like Shit...

So fcking bullshit how bad I run on stars... I just dont get it... i know i might not be the next durrr but sometimes cmon now... i started playing 50bbs just to fck around with it but i still keep getting fcked on stars for ex...

PokerStars Game #57500472949: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2011/02/11 12:42:43 PT [2011/02/11 15:42:43 ET]

Table 'Virgo XIX' 9-max Seat #7 is the button

Seat 1: SexyTanya69 ($40 in chips)

Seat 2: Volrath89 ($101.50 in chips)

Seat 3: ariolis30 ($50 in chips)

Seat 4: Gleb Zheglov ($100 in chips)

Seat 5: cap. marb ($134.75 in chips)

Seat 6: BrokeSoBroke ($155 in chips)

Seat 7: mrak1988 ($55.15 in chips)

Seat 8: Alex12690 ($102.65 in chips)

Seat 9: Joe Kalda ($88.75 in chips)

Alex12690: posts small blind $0.50

Joe Kalda: posts big blind $1

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ariolis30 [Ah Ad]

SexyTanya69: folds

Volrath89: folds

ariolis30: raises $1.50 to $2.50

Gleb Zheglov: folds

cap. marb: folds

BrokeSoBroke: folds

mrak1988: folds

Alex12690: raises $5.50 to $8

Joe Kalda: folds

ariolis30: calls $5.50

*** FLOP *** [9s Kd 8c]

Alex12690: bets $9

ariolis30: raises $33 to $42 and is all-in

Alex12690: calls $33

*** TURN *** [9s Kd 8c] [Ks]

*** RIVER *** [9s Kd 8c Ks] [2s]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Alex12690: shows [Kc As] (three of a kind, Kings)

ariolis30: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Kings)

Alex12690 collected $98 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $101 | Rake $3

Board [9s Kd 8c Ks 2s]

Seat 1: SexyTanya69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: Volrath89 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: ariolis30 showed [Ah Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

Seat 4: Gleb Zheglov folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: cap. marb folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: BrokeSoBroke folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: mrak1988 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: Alex12690 (small blind) showed [Kc As] and won ($9cool.tif with three of a kind, Kings

Seat 9: Joe Kalda (big blind) folded before Flop


Very next hand same table....


PokerStars Game #57500569573: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2011/02/11 12:44:16 PT [2011/02/11 15:44:16 ET]

Table 'Virgo XIX' 9-max Seat #8 is the button

Seat 1: SexyTanya69 ($40 in chips)

Seat 2: Volrath89 ($101.50 in chips)

Seat 3: ariolis30 ($50 in chips)

Seat 4: Gleb Zheglov ($100 in chips)

Seat 5: cap. marb ($134.75 in chips)

Seat 6: BrokeSoBroke ($155 in chips)

Seat 7: mrak1988 ($55.15 in chips)

Seat 8: Alex12690 ($150.65 in chips)

Seat 9: Joe Kalda ($87.75 in chips)

Joe Kalda: posts small blind $0.50

SexyTanya69: posts big blind $1

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ariolis30 [As Ah]

Volrath89: folds

ariolis30: raises $3 to $4

Gleb Zheglov: raises $8 to $12

cap. marb: folds

BrokeSoBroke: folds

mrak1988: folds

Alex12690: folds

Joe Kalda: calls $11.50

SexyTanya69: folds

ariolis30: raises $38 to $50 and is all-in

Gleb Zheglov: raises $50 to $100 and is all-in

Joe Kalda: calls $75.75 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($12.25) returned to Gleb Zheglov

*** FLOP *** [Th 7d 4c]

*** TURN *** [Th 7d 4c] [2c]

*** RIVER *** [Th 7d 4c 2c] [Qh]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Joe Kalda: shows [7h 7c] (three of a kind, Sevens)

Gleb Zheglov: shows [Kc Ad] (high card Ace)

Joe Kalda collected $75.50 from side pot

ariolis30: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)

ariolis30 said, "awesome"

Joe Kalda collected $148 from main pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $226.50 Main pot $148. Side pot $75.50. | Rake $3

Board [Th 7d 4c 2c Qh]

Seat 1: SexyTanya69 (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: Volrath89 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: ariolis30 showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces

Seat 4: Gleb Zheglov showed [Kc Ad] and lost with high card Ace

Seat 5: cap. marb folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: BrokeSoBroke folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: mrak1988 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: Alex12690 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: Joe Kalda (small blind) showed [7h 7c] and won ($223.50) with three of a kind, Sevens




I should have just jammed pre... i knew before that hand i felt it that someone was going to hit a frkin set... 100% of the time...


I mean this doesnt beat my AA getting flushed on by AA 2 times in 20 minute story or my KK getting cracked by AA 7 times in 1 set (1 set being 3-5k hands)



I think im just a stubborn guy and i hate it when im constantly failing at something...